"Pregnant”

I can only sleep and watch Netflix in bed for so long. Very bored in bed so I wrote a poem to all the ladies that are pregnant or have been. I call it "Pregnant” lol... Sometimes I find myself hilarious.

I can smell a fart a mile away
I have to sleep during the day
Heartburn
Aches
Pains
Can't eat
Can't sleep
Can't breathe
... I think I just peed...
No more pretty high heels
Miss the way I use to feel
Jabs in the ribs
I always get dibs
Sick of the hiccups
Pee`n in the cups
Once again weighing
Wait...what was I saying?
Oh yes...
Its all worth it
When you birth it
Waddle...waddle...waddle...
Away!!!